America’s intelligence community has had a rough few years. Not only was the intelligence community unable to predict 9/11, they were also caught off guard by the rise of ISIS and the Arab Spring. In one of their most recent failures, America’s intelligence agencies failed to predict Kabul’s rapid collapse. With the fall of Kabul, ISIS managed to seize several chemical weapons caches, while some weapons were stolen by Jihadi militants still in Afghanistan.
Outraged by this lack of intelligence and security, the Trump Administration has brought over an old friend of America’s intelligence community, General John F. Kelly. Known for his strong character and outspoken nature, Kelly will be overseeing the reorganization of America’s intelligence agencies.
The CIA has become a shadow of what it once was when it comes to human intelligence, Kelly told reporters earlier today at the White House Press Briefing room. All they are is information gatherers, not spies or analysts.
Kelly went on to say that he agreed with President Trump’s decision to put more boots on the ground in Syria, Afghanistan and Iraq.
We need to have people on the ground if we are going to fight ISIS effectively.
Kelly went even further when asked about what he will do to increase America’s security.
We have an opportunity here to keep Americans safe for many years, even decades to come. I will make sure that America’s security does not get screwed over anymore.
When asked if he would consider bringing back the notorious black sites for enhanced interrogation, Kelly said: I don’t like torture but our enemies use it against us… sometimes you need to fight fire with fire.
Even though he might not be decided on the use of torture, Kelly was quick to praise President Trump for his decision making.
Mr. Trump is an expert at negotiations… he knows how to get things done.
More information about General John F. Kelly’s plans are expected in the next few weeks. How he plans to increase America’s security will be revealed soon as well.
One thing is for sure, America’s intelligence community better get its act together or Kelly will have no qualms about bringing it back to the Stone Age where it belongs.
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